Free + lancer + money = Freelancer

Free lancers are a special breed in the business. They are the talented lot who make more money than most employees, annual income, in a single assignment.

Being a freelancer has its advantages:

1. You wake up at a decent hour, 12 pm.
2. You don’t need to travel during peak hours everyday
3. Privacy. When you need to scratch, you don’t have to settle for a hasty grope behind the copying machine, you can sit back, stretch your legs and go wild with a fork
4. You are your own boss
5. You are also the courier boy
6. Oh sorry, this was the list of advantages
7. Good money
8. But it never comes in time
9. Drat! Advantages only. Sorry.
10. You can work in informal clothes – such as you jockeys

In spite of going to the same school, the freelancer makes probably a zillion times more money than his batch mate, the “ad man”….

I hate it the most .................................

1. Wen i m ignored by you the whole day
2. Wen Little M pees inside my room
3. Wen my boss acts too smart with me
4. Wen Mom talks about my past
5. Wen you dun respond to my calls (sometimes)
6. Wen Big M, pesters me to take her for a walk 12 in the night
7. Wen i dun get to know, what i want to know from you
8. Wen i see myself failing in keepin the promises i made
9. Wen you make sarcastic remarks for no reason
10.Wen i m left with less money in my account
11. Wen i cannot buy what i really want to buy
12. Wen i dun get to see you or hear from you
13. Wen you go away from me for 6 months
14. Wen i m told about my "cousin's" profile updates
15. Wen i am told i m black by others ( esp my roomie). So want to smash his face
16. Wen people tell me that i am so "SUGGESTIVE" & "obvious"
17. Wen my client treats me like i dun exist for good
18. Wen i've to see my "cousins" living "better" life than mine
19. Wen u and i fight and stop talking
20. LAST YEAR ..those 5 days i hate most.......